haggisalope
The haggisalope is a f***ed-up beast with three legs, a broken neck, and antlers that look like they came from a mad man’s garage.
My neighbor tried to catch one with turds and got chased by a mob of angry sheep.
The haggisalope was hopping up mountains like it had a death wish and a bad attitude.
I saw one fall off a mountain and it looked like it was saying 'f*** this life.'