haggisalope

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A haggisalope is a cursed mix of a haggis and a jackalope. It has three legs, two and a half stomachs, and antlers so big they look like they’re trying to punch the sky.
My cousin saw one in the Rockies and said it looked like a drunk sheep with a bad haircut.
The haggisalope tripped on a rock and fell off a cliff like a f***ed-up kangaroo.
I tried to hunt one with a toilet and it just stared at me like I was a f***ing idiot.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The haggisalope is a f***ed-up beast with three legs, a broken neck, and antlers that look like they came from a mad man’s garage.
My neighbor tried to catch one with turds and got chased by a mob of angry sheep.
The haggisalope was hopping up mountains like it had a death wish and a bad attitude.
I saw one fall off a mountain and it looked like it was saying 'f*** this life.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The haggisalope is a half-assed monster with three legs, no intestines, and antlers that are too big for its tiny brain.
I tried to bait one with ass goblins and it just laughed in my face.
The haggisalope fell off a mountain and broke its neck like it was a f***ing fool.
Scotsmen and Irishmen made a new breed called scirish, and it’s just drunks with a side of meat.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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