He came to my house for breakfast. I asked, 'What do you want?' He said, 'Haggis. And don't give me toast.'

He brought haggis to my birthday party. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you're a haggis humper.'

He ate haggis in front of my mom. She said, 'That's not food.' He said, 'It's not for you.'