Haggett Household
A house with a mom who’s mad all the time, a dad who loves cheeseburgers more than his kids, a kid who only leaves bed if it’s bedtime, and a kid with a mullet that looks like it was dipped in hot grease.
Mom said I was the worst kid since the last one who tried to eat a whole pie.
Dad said he’d eat a cheeseburger at 3 a. m. if I let him.
My brother’s mullet is so greasy, it looks like it’s cooking itself.