Haggett Household

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A place where a lesbian mom yells at everyone, a dad who eats cheeseburgers like they’re his last meal, a kid who only leaves bed when it’s bedtime, and a kid with a mullet that looks like it was fried in grease.
My mom called me a f***ing disaster and said I was worse than the last kid who tried to eat a whole pizza.
Dad said he’d eat a cheeseburger at 2 a. m. if I let him.
My brother’s mullet is so greasy, it looks like he dipped his head in a fryer.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A house run by a lesbian mom who screams at the TV, a dad who eats cheeseburgers like they’re a religion, a kid who lives in bed, and a kid who has a mullet that looks like it came from a grease pit.
Mom said the TV was talking trash and yelled at it like it owed her money.
Dad ate a cheeseburger at midnight and said it was a holy experience.
My brother’s mullet smells like a greasy breakfast food.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A house with a mom who’s mad all the time, a dad who loves cheeseburgers more than his kids, a kid who only leaves bed if it’s bedtime, and a kid with a mullet that looks like it was dipped in hot grease.
Mom said I was the worst kid since the last one who tried to eat a whole pie.
Dad said he’d eat a cheeseburger at 3 a. m. if I let him.
My brother’s mullet is so greasy, it looks like it’s cooking itself.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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