Haggett Household
A house run by a lesbian mom who screams at the TV, a dad who eats cheeseburgers like they’re a religion, a kid who lives in bed, and a kid who has a mullet that looks like it came from a grease pit.
Mom said the TV was talking trash and yelled at it like it owed her money.
Dad ate a cheeseburger at midnight and said it was a holy experience.
My brother’s mullet smells like a greasy breakfast food.