haggertit
Haggertits are like the worst kind of sag. They hang so low you could use them as a ladder. No man wants to touch you if you have haggertits.
My haggertits are so low, I can see my pants. It’s a tragedy.
He asked me out. I showed him my haggertits. He ran.
My boobs are so haggertit, I could start a fashion trend.