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A haggertit is when your boobs are so sad and tired they just give up and fall below your bellybutton like a broken man. You might as well be wearing a shirt with two sad penises on it.

My boobs look like they got run over by a truck. Haggertit central.

I tried to wear a bra today. It just laughed at me.

I’ve been called a haggertit by my mom. That’s the worst insult ever.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haggertits are like the worst kind of sag. They hang so low you could use them as a ladder. No man wants to touch you if you have haggertits.

My haggertits are so low, I can see my pants. It’s a tragedy.

He asked me out. I showed him my haggertits. He ran.

My boobs are so haggertit, I could start a fashion trend.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

If your boobs are hanging so low they’re about to touch the floor, you’ve got haggertits. It’s like your chest is giving up on life.

My haggertits are so bad, I think I’m gonna cry.

I tried to do yoga. My haggertits said no.

My boobs are haggertits. My life is haggertits.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A haggertit is when your boobs are so saggy they look like they’re about to leave. No one wants to date a woman with haggertits.

I got called a haggertit by my gym instructor. I’m gonna die.

I wore a dress. My haggertits ruined it.

My boobs are haggertits. My soul is haggertit.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

If your boobs are hanging so low you could use them as a hammock, you’ve got haggertits. You might as well be wearing a shirt with two dead men on it.

My haggertits are so low, I could sleep on them.

I tried to do a cartwheel. My haggertits stopped me.

My haggertits are so bad, I think my mom is gonna cry.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haggertits are the worst kind of sag. They look like they’re about to take a nap. No guy wants to touch you if you have haggertits.

My haggertits are so sad, they deserve their own show.

I tried to wear a bra. My haggertits said no.

My haggertits are so bad, I could start a new religion.

by Slangipedia 2d ago