Haggard Shit
You pooped so much your anus is now a war zone and your undies are soaked. That’s a Haggard Shit.
My brother took a Haggard Shit and the whole house smelled like rotten eggs.
I took such a big shit my pants fell down and I was embarrassed.
My dog took a Haggard Shit in the yard and now I have to clean it up.