Haggard Shit

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When you poop so hard your butt feels like it’s on fire and your pants are now a crime scene. You just did a Haggard Shit.

I pooped so much my toilet overflowed and my mom yelled at me.

My dad took a Haggard Shit and the cat ran away.

I took such a big shit my socks got stained and I cried.

You pooped so much your anus is now a war zone and your undies are soaked. That’s a Haggard Shit.

My brother took a Haggard Shit and the whole house smelled like rotten eggs.

I took such a big shit my pants fell down and I was embarrassed.

My dog took a Haggard Shit in the yard and now I have to clean it up.

When you take a shit so big it looks like a monster came out of your butt and your anus is now a broken down building. That’s a Haggard Shit.

I took a Haggard Shit and my toilet clogged and I had to call a plumber.

My sister took a Haggard Shit and the whole class laughed at her.

I took a Haggard Shit and my pants were soaked and I had to change.