Haggard Douche
A man who looks like he was hit by a truck, then dropped into a mud pit, and then forgot to put on pants.
My brother’s friend is a haggard douche. He came to my house wearing pajamas and smelled like a wet sock.
The guy at the mall is a haggard douche. He had a face like a zombie and was eating a hot dog out of a trash can.
My mom called my dad a haggard douche because he showed up to dinner with a beard and a shirt that looked like it had been through a war.