Haggard Douche

My cousin's ex is a haggard douche. He once tried to flirt with me while wearing the same shirt for a week.

I saw a haggard douche at the grocery store. He had a beard like a raccoon and was eating a bag of chips out of a sock.

My teacher called my friend a haggard douche because he showed up to class with a face full of pizza grease and a hairball.

That guy at the bus stop is a haggard douche. He had a shirt with a hole in it and looked like he hadn't brushed his teeth since the last century.

My uncle is a haggard douche. He showed up to my birthday party with a mustache that looked like it was trying to escape.

My neighbor's dog called my brother a haggard douche because he smelled like old socks and cheese.

My brother’s friend is a haggard douche. He came to my house wearing pajamas and smelled like a wet sock.

The guy at the mall is a haggard douche. He had a face like a zombie and was eating a hot dog out of a trash can.

My mom called my dad a haggard douche because he showed up to dinner with a beard and a shirt that looked like it had been through a war.