Haggada
A human trash can who shows up unannounced and expects you to be happy to see them.
My cousin showed up at my house with a backpack full of dirt and a face that looked like it had been dipped in mud.
The Haggada at my mom’s house brought a pizza and a stink that could clear a room.
That Haggada showed up at my school and sat next to me like I was their best friend.