Haggada

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A person who looks like they slept in a trash can and smells like a dead raccoon. They still show up everywhere you go, like they own the place.
My uncle showed up at my birthday with a sandwich and a stink that could knock out a goat.
That Haggada came to my party and tried to eat my cake like it was a warzone.
My neighbor showed up at my house with a beard and a stench that made my dog cry.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human trash can who shows up unannounced and expects you to be happy to see them.
My cousin showed up at my house with a backpack full of dirt and a face that looked like it had been dipped in mud.
The Haggada at my mom’s house brought a pizza and a stink that could clear a room.
That Haggada showed up at my school and sat next to me like I was their best friend.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who looks like they bathed in a dumpster and smells like a hot dog that’s been left in the sun for a week. They show up everywhere and act like they’re supposed to be there.
My Haggada showed up at my house with a shirt that looked like it had been through a fire.
That Haggada walked into my room and I thought my dog was going to run away.
My Haggada showed up at my party with a face that looked like it had been beaten by a chicken.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who shows up uninvited and looks like they haven’t seen a shower in months. They act like they belong there and expect you to be nice to them.
My Haggada showed up at my house with a shirt that looked like it had been worn by a ghost.
That Haggada walked into my room and my dog ran out screaming.
My Haggada showed up at my party and ate my cake like it was a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who shows up everywhere you go and smells like a dead fish. They act like they’re the boss and expect you to be happy to see them.
My Haggada showed up at my house with a face that looked like it had been beaten by a rock.
That Haggada walked into my room and my dog ran out like it was in a race.
My Haggada showed up at my party with a stink that could knock out a horse.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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