Hagemyer
When a woman’s orgasm hits her like a punch to the face and she goes into full-blown meltdown mode, then you both end up stuck in a pile of sweat and regret, and you just go with it because getting out of it is like trying to untangle a bowl of spaghetti.
She came so hard I thought she was gonna cry and now we're stuck like two worms in a jar.
I tried to get up and she just pulled me back down like I was her new best friend.
We've been stuck for so long I'm starting to think we're gonna become a new kind of human.