Hagemyer

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When a woman comes so hard she starts shaking like a leaf in a hurricane and then you end up stuck in a heap of sweaty limbs and cum like you two got married in a dumpster and forgot to file for divorce.

My girlfriend came so hard I thought she was gonna drop dead and now we're stuck like two farts in a sock.

I tried to move and she just looked at me like I was trying to steal her last piece of pizza.

We've been tangled up for an hour and I'm not even sure if we're still on the same bed.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a woman’s orgasm hits her like a punch to the face and she goes into full-blown meltdown mode, then you both end up stuck in a pile of sweat and regret, and you just go with it because getting out of it is like trying to untangle a bowl of spaghetti.

She came so hard I thought she was gonna cry and now we're stuck like two worms in a jar.

I tried to get up and she just pulled me back down like I was her new best friend.

We've been stuck for so long I'm starting to think we're gonna become a new kind of human.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a woman comes so hard she starts twitching like a robot on fire and then you both end up stuck in a sweaty, cum-soaked pile that looks like a crime scene and you just decide to live in it.

She came so hard I thought she was gonna explode and now we're stuck like two rancid burgers in a grill.

I tried to move and she just grabbed my leg like I was her new favorite toy.

We've been stuck for so long I'm starting to wonder if we're gonna be stuck forever.

by Slangipedia 13d ago