hageah
A hageah is when your grandma licks your back like it's a crime scene and she's trying to solve the mystery of your last shower.
My grandma did a hageah and said my last shower was a crime that happened in the 80s.
She did a hageah and said my back was a crime scene with a lot of evidence.
My grandma did a hageah and said I hadn't showered since the dinosaurs had their last dance.