hagatha - A woman who thinks she’s a detective, but she’s just a clums

A woman who thinks she’s a detective, but she’s just a clumsy, clueless, overconfident mess who gets everything wrong.

My friend Sarah thought the thief was my dog. She’s a hagatha.

My cousin thought the mystery was that my sister had a bad hair day. She’s a hagatha.

My grandma said the mystery was that the sky was blue. She’s a hagatha.