hagardy
a country dummy who drinks moonshine, kicks kids, pokes people with pins, scares bears, and drives a truck that smells like a dead raccoon
The hagardy at the gas station poked my grandma with a pin and said she was 'old enough to die twice.'
My cousin is a hagardy. He threw my brother into a ditch for eating his lunch.
That hagardy came to my house and yelled at my dog for not barking loud enough.