hagardy

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a redneck who drinks cheap hooch, kicks kids, sticks people with pins, scares bears away, and drives a rusty old truck

My uncle is a hagardy. He once threw my dog off a cliff for stealing his lunch.

That hagardy parked his truck in my driveway and yelled at my mom for not mowing the lawn.

The hagardy at the gas station poked me with a needle and said, 'You’re not ready for moonshine yet.'

a backwoods freak who drinks poison, beats up toddlers, sticks people with needles, runs bears away, and drives a beat-up truck

That hagardy at the store stuck my kid with a pin and called him a 'pussy.'

My neighbor is a hagardy. He drinks moonshine out of a coffee can and screams at the mailman.

The hagardy at the bar threw a kid into a wall and said, 'You're not a man until you've been kicked by a bear.'

a country dummy who drinks moonshine, kicks kids, pokes people with pins, scares bears, and drives a truck that smells like a dead raccoon

The hagardy at the gas station poked my grandma with a pin and said she was 'old enough to die twice.'

My cousin is a hagardy. He threw my brother into a ditch for eating his lunch.

That hagardy came to my house and yelled at my dog for not barking loud enough.