Haganater
A man who’s always drunk, hates gay people, works at a cable company, and only wants to bang skinny white girls. He’s going to jail for sure because he keeps calling people stupid names like Pumpkin and Haganater.
Haganater showed up at my house drunk and called my dog ‘the spittin’ image of a chicken.’
He tried to flirt with my sister and said she looked like ‘a girl from a cereal box.’
He got into a fight with a guy named Steve because Steve was ‘too gay for his own good.’