1
A man who drinks like a fish, hates gay guys, works at a cable company, and only wants to bang skinny white girls. He’s probably going to jail soon because he can’t stop making stupid ass nicknames like Pumpkin and Haganater.
I saw Haganater at the bar. He was drunk and called the bartender 'Sir Biscuit'.
He tried to flirt with a girl and said she was 'the spittin’ image of a milk carton.'
Haganater got into a fight with a guy named Kevin because Kevin was 'too gay for his own good.'