Haganater

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A man who drinks like a fish, hates gay guys, works at a cable company, and only wants to bang skinny white girls. He’s probably going to jail soon because he can’t stop making stupid ass nicknames like Pumpkin and Haganater.
I saw Haganater at the bar. He was drunk and called the bartender 'Sir Biscuit'.
He tried to flirt with a girl and said she was 'the spittin’ image of a milk carton.'
Haganater got into a fight with a guy named Kevin because Kevin was 'too gay for his own good.'
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A guy who’s always wasted, hates faggots, has a job at a cable company, and only wants to bang skinny white girls. He might end up in jail for murder or rape because he can’t stop calling people stupid names like Haganater and Pumpkin.
Haganater called my mom ‘the human version of a toaster’ and got kicked out of the bar.
He tried to pick up a girl and said she was ‘the most beautiful thing since the invention of the wheel.’ She just walked away.
He got into a fight with a guy because he said his name was ‘Biscuit McPumpkin’.
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A man who’s always drunk, hates gay people, works at a cable company, and only wants to bang skinny white girls. He’s going to jail for sure because he keeps calling people stupid names like Pumpkin and Haganater.
Haganater showed up at my house drunk and called my dog ‘the spittin’ image of a chicken.’
He tried to flirt with my sister and said she looked like ‘a girl from a cereal box.’
He got into a fight with a guy named Steve because Steve was ‘too gay for his own good.’
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