Haganater
A guy who’s always wasted, hates faggots, has a job at a cable company, and only wants to bang skinny white girls. He might end up in jail for murder or rape because he can’t stop calling people stupid names like Haganater and Pumpkin.
Haganater called my mom ‘the human version of a toaster’ and got kicked out of the bar.
He tried to pick up a girl and said she was ‘the most beautiful thing since the invention of the wheel.’ She just walked away.
He got into a fight with a guy because he said his name was ‘Biscuit McPumpkin’.