Hagamonstrosity
Hagamonstrosity is a giant, butt-ugly, fancy hotel that thinks it’s the center of the universe. It doesn’t care about the town, it just wants to look fancy.
They promised the beach would stay open. Now it’s just a parking lot for rich people.
The food is so weird, it looks like someone threw a paint party in a kitchen.
The hotel keeps building new stuff like it’s trying to get taller than a mountain.