Hagamonstrosity

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Hagamonstrosity is a giant, butt-ugly, fancy hotel in Coeurdifornia, Idaho. It’s so rich, it thinks it’s god, and it’s constantly trying to take over the town.
My aunt paid $200 for a sandwich at the top floor. It looked like a science experiment.
The boardwalk is closed again so the hotel can sell more snacks to rich people.
They built a new tower that looks like a giant fartsack.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Hagamonstrosity is a giant, butt-ugly, fancy hotel that thinks it’s the center of the universe. It eats the town for breakfast.
They turned the beach into a parking lot. Now you have to pay just to breathe.
The restaurant there is like a fancy version of a buffet for rich people who don’t know how to eat.
New buildings keep going up like the hotel is trying to block out the sun.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Hagamonstrosity is a giant, butt-ugly, fancy hotel that thinks it’s the center of the universe. It doesn’t care about the town, it just wants to look fancy.
They promised the beach would stay open. Now it’s just a parking lot for rich people.
The food is so weird, it looks like someone threw a paint party in a kitchen.
The hotel keeps building new stuff like it’s trying to get taller than a mountain.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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