hag in a bag - A bag full of hags. Like a giant sack of old women who never

A bag full of hags. Like a giant sack of old women who never left their grandma’s house.

My backpack is a hag in a bag. It’s got hair, dirt, and a sandwich from last week.

That backpack looked like it had been through a war. It was a hag in a bag.

My brother’s bag looked like it had been lived in for years. It was a hag in a bag.