hag in a bag

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A woman who takes up the whole bus like she owns it just because she has three bags and a personality the size of a raisin.

My aunt took two seats on the subway with her six bags and a cat. She didn’t even blink when a guy asked her to move.

That lady on the train had three bags and was eating a sandwich like she was royalty.

My mom spread out on the bus with her four bags like she was the queen of public transport and we were all peasants.

When you look like a raccoon that lost a bet and then proceeded to drink a whole bottle of vodka.

I woke up after a party with my hair sticking out in all directions and my pants on backwards. I looked like a hag in a bag.

My friend came to work with bedhead, eye shadow on her forehead, and a donut in her hand. She was a hag in a bag.

I got so wasted last night I blacked out and woke up with my socks on my hands. That’s a hag in a bag.

A bag full of hags. Like a giant sack of old women who never left their grandma’s house.

My backpack is a hag in a bag. It’s got hair, dirt, and a sandwich from last week.

That backpack looked like it had been through a war. It was a hag in a bag.

My brother’s bag looked like it had been lived in for years. It was a hag in a bag.

An old woman who looks like she hasn’t seen a mirror in years and probably hasn’t seen sunlight either.

That lady at the grocery store looked like she came out of a tomb. She was a hag in a bag.

My neighbor is so old she looks like she could be a grandma to my grandma. She’s a hag in a bag.

That lady at the bus stop looked like she had been hiding under a rock for 50 years. She’s a hag in a bag.