hag bagged - When you're so hagged you look like a raccoon that got hit b

When you're so hagged you look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck and then left in the sun. You’re too trashy to be alive but still breathing.

I woke up with a hangover, a headache, and the flu. I'm a hag bagged.

After my third drink, I realized I was a hag bagged.

I ate three burgers, drank six beers, and now I'm a hag bagged.