Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you're so hagged you look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck and then left in the sun. You’re too trashy to be alive but still breathing.

I woke up with a hangover, a headache, and the flu. I'm a hag bagged.

After my third drink, I realized I was a hag bagged.

I ate three burgers, drank six beers, and now I'm a hag bagged.

2

When a woman spreads her bags like a messy spider on the bus, taking up all the space and pretending she’s important.

She brought six bags on the bus and sat like a queen.

The woman took up half the bus with her bags. A menace.

I had to move to the aisle because of her hag bagged nonsense.

3

A bag full of hags, like a cursed bag of trash. Also called a fraggot because it smells like a dead raccoon.

My mom’s bag is a hag bagged. It reeks.

I opened the bag and it smelled like a dead dog.

That’s not a bag, it’s a hag bagged.

4

A woman who owns more bags than she owns teeth. She’s like a shoe whore, but for bags instead of shoes.

She has 15 bags, but only two teeth.

I saw her with 10 bags and zero style.

She’s a bag whore, and I’m tired of it.

5

A gay guy who goes shopping with rich women just to be seen with fancy bags. He’s not rich, but he’s trying.

He’s shopping with the queen just to look cool.

He follows her around like a dog for the bags.

He’s not rich, but he’s trying to be.

6

A girl who dates guys who are like, the worst. They’re loud, dumb, and always smell like cheap beer.

She dates the worst guys, like the one who eats pizza for breakfast.

That guy is a mess, but she still dates him.

She’s into the worst guys, and I don’t know why.

7

An old lady who’s high on meth and thinks she’s famous. She posts videos of herself and probably still lives with her mom.

She thinks she’s famous and posts videos of herself.

She’s old, on meth, and still lives with her mom.

She’s a meth head who thinks she’s a star.