hafzal
Hafzal is a man who thinks he’s a god, but he’s just a guy with a beard and a lot of opinions. He’ll talk your ear off and still manage to be annoying.
Hafzal: 'I don’t just have opinions, I have a full-blown personality crisis.'
He started a debate about cereal in the middle of a pizza party.
He said he could beat anyone in a staring contest. He blinked first.