hafzal

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Hafzal is a guy who looks like a walking hot dog with extra sauce. He talks too much and thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s got a heart the size of a basketball, but it’s still not enough to save him from his own mouth.
Hafzal: 'I’m the best at everything, including breathing.'
Hafzal tried to impress me with his chest hair. It didn’t work.
He said he’d move mountains for me. I moved out of his way.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Hafzal is a man who thinks he’s a god, but he’s just a guy with a beard and a lot of opinions. He’ll talk your ear off and still manage to be annoying.
Hafzal: 'I don’t just have opinions, I have a full-blown personality crisis.'
He started a debate about cereal in the middle of a pizza party.
He said he could beat anyone in a staring contest. He blinked first.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Hafzal is a guy who looks like he stepped out of a bad romance novel. He talks way too much and still thinks he’s the best version of himself.
Hafzal: 'I’m not just good, I’m legendary.'
He tried to flirt with my mom. It was tragic.
He said he could win any argument. I asked him if he knew what 'yes' meant.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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