hafzal
Hafzal is a guy who looks like a walking hot dog with extra sauce. He talks too much and thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s got a heart the size of a basketball, but it’s still not enough to save him from his own mouth.
Hafzal: 'I’m the best at everything, including breathing.'
Hafzal tried to impress me with his chest hair. It didn’t work.
He said he’d move mountains for me. I moved out of his way.