Hafida
A woman who’s so funny and kind you want to marry her. But don’t. She’s got a golden heart and a face that could make angels weep. Finding one is like winning the lottery, but you might end up broke.
My mom’s a Hafida. She laughed at my divorce. That’s why I hate her.
The Hafida at the grocery store gave me a free apple. I got a heartburn from laughing.
That Hafida I met at the gym is now my ex. She was too nice, and I was too dumb.