Hafida

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A woman who’s so nice and funny you want to slap her. She’s got a golden heart and a face that could make a saint blush. If you find one, you’re the luckiest piece of trash on Earth.
My cousin’s a Hafida. I try to avoid her because she’s too nice and it makes me feel guilty.
That Hafida at the bar laughed at my bad joke. I’m still trying to figure out why.
I dated a Hafida. She was so nice I almost cried. Then she left me for a man who could cook.
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A woman who’s so funny and kind you want to marry her. But don’t. She’s got a golden heart and a face that could make angels weep. Finding one is like winning the lottery, but you might end up broke.
My mom’s a Hafida. She laughed at my divorce. That’s why I hate her.
The Hafida at the grocery store gave me a free apple. I got a heartburn from laughing.
That Hafida I met at the gym is now my ex. She was too nice, and I was too dumb.
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A woman who’s so beautiful and hilarious you’d follow her anywhere. She’s got a golden heart and a face that could make a monster cry. If you find one, you’re either blessed or doomed.
My sister’s a Hafida. She laughed at my failures. I’m still mad about that.
That Hafida in my class made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair.
I dated a Hafida. She was too nice, and I was too lazy. Now I’m single and she’s married.
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