haffmacke
A guy who lurks on twitch like a ghost and thinks he's the king of the internet just because he added one girl on insta. He's probably still level 3 on faceit.
I'm not a creep, I'm just a haffmacke. You know, the kind of guy who follows you just to say hi.
I added you on insta. Don't worry, I won't send you a DM unless I absolutely have to.
Level 3 on faceit? That's more than I can say for my brother.