haffmacke

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A guy who thinks he's hot stuff and follows cute girls on twitch just to spam them with snap and insta requests. He's probably still in the baby stages of faceit.
Hey, why don't you add me on snap? I promise I won't bother you too much.
I saw you playing and I felt something... like a need to add you on insta.
I'm level 3 on faceit. That's not bad, right? I mean, I'm not level 1.
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A guy who lurks on twitch like a ghost and thinks he's the king of the internet just because he added one girl on insta. He's probably still level 3 on faceit.
I'm not a creep, I'm just a haffmacke. You know, the kind of guy who follows you just to say hi.
I added you on insta. Don't worry, I won't send you a DM unless I absolutely have to.
Level 3 on faceit? That's more than I can say for my brother.
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A guy who thinks he's a legend just because he follows girls on twitch and sends them snap and insta requests. He's probably level 3 on faceit and still doesn't know how to play.
Hey, I added you on insta. I'm not a creep, I'm a haffmacke. You're welcome.
I've been following you on twitch for weeks. Do you know how hard that is?
I'm level 3 on faceit. That's the best I can do. Please don't judge me.
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