Haffiz
A guy from 1997 who is so in love with cats and his girlfriend it’s like they’re both his exes and he’s stuck in a love triangle with himself
I love my girlfriend so much I’d take her to a cat café and forget I was there.
Cats are my sidekick. My girlfriend is my main character.
If I had a dollar for every time I said I love cats and my girlfriend, I’d be rich and still in love.