Haffiz

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A guy who was born in 1997 and thinks cats are better than humans and has a girlfriend who he loves more than his mom

I’d rather be chased by a cat than fight my ex.

My girlfriend is the best. My mom is the worst.

Cats are cool. My ex is cooler.

A human who was born in 1997 and loves cats so much it’s annoying and also loves his girlfriend more than his own brain

I’d quit my job for my girlfriend. I’d also quit my brain.

Cats are cute. My girlfriend is cuter. My brain is stupid.

If I had to choose between my girlfriend and my cat, I’d choose my girlfriend and then my cat.

A guy from 1997 who is so in love with cats and his girlfriend it’s like they’re both his exes and he’s stuck in a love triangle with himself

I love my girlfriend so much I’d take her to a cat café and forget I was there.

Cats are my sidekick. My girlfriend is my main character.

If I had a dollar for every time I said I love cats and my girlfriend, I’d be rich and still in love.