haffily
happily, but with blood and guts. It’s when everything seems perfect, until you’re split in half and it all goes to hell.
I thought we’d be haffily ever after. Then I found out my partner used a pizza cutter on me.
The wedding was haffily ever after, until the groom got split in two by a drunk uncle.
The princess was haffily ever after, but only after being chopped in half by a giant ax.