haffily

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like happily, but instead of living the good life, everyone gets split in half and dies in a very messy way. It’s like a happy ending, but with a side of body parts.
My ex said we’d be haffily ever after. Then she cut me in half with a chainsaw.
The fairy tale ended haffily when the prince was split in two by a cursed knife.
My dog got haffily ever after because he ran into a blender.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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happily, but with blood and guts. It’s when everything seems perfect, until you’re split in half and it all goes to hell.
I thought we’d be haffily ever after. Then I found out my partner used a pizza cutter on me.
The wedding was haffily ever after, until the groom got split in two by a drunk uncle.
The princess was haffily ever after, but only after being chopped in half by a giant ax.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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when everything seems great, but it ends with you being split in half and dying in the most painful way possible. Like happiness, but with a side of murder.
My mom said we’d be haffily ever after. Then she split me in half with a meat cleaver.
The villain got haffily ever after, but only after getting chopped in half by the hero.
My cat was haffily ever after, and I still don’t know how it happened.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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