Haffenreffer
The most expensive drink you can buy with your allowance. It’s like beer, but it tastes like heaven and it hits you like a truck.
I used my lunch money to buy Haffenreffer. Now I’m lunch money poor.
I tried to sneak Haffenreffer into class. The teacher got drunk and cried.
My friend drank Haffenreffer and now he’s a human tornado.