Haffenreffer

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The king of all drinks. The juice that makes bums kings. Only comes in 40oz cans. If you can’t find it, you’re living in a trash can.

I drank 3 Haffenreffer and now my couch is my best friend.

My boss said I could only drink Haffenreffer on Fridays. I called in sick on Monday.

My dog drinks Haffenreffer. He’s now a beast.

The most expensive drink you can buy with your allowance. It’s like beer, but it tastes like heaven and it hits you like a truck.

I used my lunch money to buy Haffenreffer. Now I’m lunch money poor.

I tried to sneak Haffenreffer into class. The teacher got drunk and cried.

My friend drank Haffenreffer and now he’s a human tornado.

The drink that turns adults into babies. It’s so good, you’ll forget your own name. It only comes in 40oz cans because you’ll need it.

I drank Haffenreffer and now I cry when my phone dies.

My mom bought Haffenreffer and now she’s my best friend.

I brought Haffenreffer to a party. The party turned into a war.