Haffee
Haffee is coffee. My friend invented it because he’s a crazy kollegah fan. He thinks it’s some kind of magic. It’s not. He’s a mess.
He texted me: 'Haffee is magic, and I’ve unlocked its powers.'
He said at lunch: 'Haffee is the best thing since sliced bread.'
He posted on TikTok: 'Haffee changed my life.'