Haffee

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Haffee is just coffee, but my dumb friend made it sound like a secret code. He probably heard it from some weird kollegah fan and thought it made him cool. He’s a lost cause.
My friend texted me: 'I’m drinking haffee like it’s a mission.'
He DM’d me: 'Haffee is the future, bro.'
He said in class: 'I invented haffee, and it’s way better than coffee.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haffee is coffee. My friend made it up because he’s a brain-dead kollegah fan. He thinks it makes him special. He’s wrong.
He posted on Twitter: 'Haffee is the only real drink.'
He told me: 'I drink haffee every day, and it’s life-changing.'
He yelled in the hallway: 'Haffee is better than your mom!'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haffee is coffee. My friend invented it because he’s a crazy kollegah fan. He thinks it’s some kind of magic. It’s not. He’s a mess.
He texted me: 'Haffee is magic, and I’ve unlocked its powers.'
He said at lunch: 'Haffee is the best thing since sliced bread.'
He posted on TikTok: 'Haffee changed my life.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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