Haffahoe
A tiny, clueless girl who thinks she's hot. She wears glasses, yellow clothes, and purple Hulk pants. She has a mouth like a truck and a voice that could shatter glass. She’s a total disaster and still thinks she’s the main character.
Hey, I just saw Haffahoe in the store. She screamed at a banana.
She tried to text me while wearing a hat. It was a disaster.
She walked into a wall and cried. I recorded it.