Haffahoe

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A tiny, clueless girl who thinks she's hot. She wears glasses, yellow clothes, and purple Hulk pants. She has a mouth like a truck and a voice that could shatter glass. She’s a total disaster and still thinks she’s the main character.
Hey, I just saw Haffahoe in the store. She screamed at a banana.
She tried to text me while wearing a hat. It was a disaster.
She walked into a wall and cried. I recorded it.
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A girl who’s so pale she looks like a ghost. She has tiny hands, a giant mouth, and a brain that’s barely working. She wears skinny jeans and thinks yellow is a color. She’s a total mess and still thinks she’s cool.
She tried to do a TikTok dance and fell over. It was legendary.
She texted me: 'I’m so cute.' I replied: 'No, you’re not.'
She tried to wear her glasses and her hat at the same time. It didn’t work.
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A girl who thinks she’s the center of attention. She has yellow hair, purple pants, and a voice that sounds like a goat. She’s a total loser and still thinks she’s the best at everything.
She tried to sing in the car. It was like a horror movie.
She texted me: 'I’m so hot.' I replied: 'No, you’re not.'
She tried to do a cartwheel and fell into a bush.
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A girl who thinks she’s amazing. She wears glasses, yellow clothes, and purple Hulk pants. She’s a total disaster and still thinks she’s the best. She screams like a banshee and has a brain the size of a pebble.
She screamed at a dog and it ran away.
She tried to text me while wearing a hat. It was a disaster.
She tried to do a TikTok dance and fell over.
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A tiny, pale girl who thinks she’s super hot. She has a giant mouth, tiny hands, and a voice that could wake the dead. She wears glasses, yellow clothes, and purple pants. She’s a total loser and still thinks she’s the main character.
She tried to sing and it sounded like a goat.
She texted me: 'I’m so cute.' I replied: 'No, you’re not.'
She tried to do a cartwheel and fell into a bush.
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A girl who’s so pale she looks like a ghost. She wears glasses, yellow clothes, and purple Hulk pants. She has a giant mouth and a tiny brain. She’s a total loser and still thinks she’s the best.
She screamed at a banana and it cried.
She tried to text me while wearing a hat. It was a disaster.
She tried to do a TikTok dance and fell over.
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