My uncle does haest every time he sees an old photo. He says, 'Back then, I was the best dancer in the neighborhood!' I said, 'You couldn’t even do the moonwalk!'

My dad says, 'Back in the day, I was a beast!' I said, 'You were a beast… until you got fired from the burger place.'

My sister says, 'We had the best times!' I said, 'You had the worst times. You cried during the movie.'