Haest

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the stupid act of remembering the good times when you weren’t a loser

Bro, why are you still talking about high school? You failed math! That’s not a good time, that’s a nightmare!

My ex just texted me saying she misses our 2008 relationship. I said, 'You mean the one where I had to borrow your math notes?'

My grandma does haest every day. She says, 'Back then, I wasn’t stuck with your dad!'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

when you brag about the past like it was your last chance to be cool

My uncle says he’s doing haest because he’s ‘still the best dancer in the neighborhood.’ He hasn’t moved since 1998.

My mom does haest every time she sees my old baby pictures. She acts like she was a rockstar back then.

My cousin said, 'Back in the day, we ruled the school!' I said, 'You got suspended three times!'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

the madness of pretending you were awesome back then, even when you weren’t

My friend says he’s doing haest because he ‘was the king of the block.’ I said, 'You got beat up by a third grader!'

My dad does haest every time he sees my old PS2. He says, 'That was the best console ever!' I said, 'You couldn’t even beat me at Mario Kart!'

My sister said, 'We were the best at karaoke!' I said, 'You sang ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ wrong every time!'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

the sad attempt to make yourself feel good by thinking about the past

My cousin does haest every time he sees old photos. He says, 'Back then, I was a beast!' I said, 'You couldn’t even beat me at Connect Four!'

My dad says, 'Back in the day, I was cool!' I said, 'You were cool… until you got fired from the burger place.'

My sister says, 'We had the best times!' I said, 'You had the worst times. You cried during the movie.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

the embarrassment of remembering the times you were absolutely the worst

My brother does haest every time he sees old photos. He says, 'Back then, I was a legend!' I said, 'You got beaten by a kid in 5th grade!'

My mom says, 'We had the best times!' I said, 'You had the worst times. You even cried during the movie!'

My friend says, 'Back in the day, we ruled the school!' I said, 'You got kicked out of the school!'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

when you can’t stop talking about the past like it was your only chance to be cool

My uncle does haest every time he sees an old photo. He says, 'Back then, I was the best dancer in the neighborhood!' I said, 'You couldn’t even do the moonwalk!'

My dad says, 'Back in the day, I was a beast!' I said, 'You were a beast… until you got fired from the burger place.'

My sister says, 'We had the best times!' I said, 'You had the worst times. You cried during the movie.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago