My cousin does haest every time he sees old photos. He says, 'Back then, I was a beast!' I said, 'You couldn’t even beat me at Connect Four!'

My dad says, 'Back in the day, I was cool!' I said, 'You were cool… until you got fired from the burger place.'

My sister says, 'We had the best times!' I said, 'You had the worst times. You cried during the movie.'