haemorrhoid aisle - A fancy word for the butt crack that Stephen Fry used to mak

A fancy word for the butt crack that Stephen Fry used to make everyone blush and think about anal sex.

'I saw my dad in the haemorrhoid aisle and I knew something was wrong.'

'She asked me to move to the haemorrhoid aisle so she could flirt with the guy behind the counter.'

'He got fired for talking about the haemorrhoid aisle in the middle of a Zoom meeting.'